So this is the 1st entry of a 4 part series! It's like "To Catch a Predator," but less creepy. Unfortunately, not by much.
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MEET NICK COCCA!
NAME: Nicholas Pellegrino Cocca
AGE: 21
HOMETOWN: buena, nj
PERSONALITY TYPE: loud n crazy
PERSONAL HYGIENE (ON A SCALE FROM 1 TO 10): 8, but i do shave with a rusty razor
PREFERRED VEGETABLE: corn on the cob
HAVE YOU EVER WANTED TO SAVE THE CHEERLEADER, SAVE THE WORLD? ANSWER IN COMPLETE SENTENCES: I figure if i save the cheerleader, therefore saving the world, then the cheerleader will want to marry me and make babies. Plus, Hayden Penettierre is the HOTTEST cheerleader there is (she's legal now, i think).
AGE: 21
HOMETOWN: buena, nj
PERSONALITY TYPE: loud n crazy
PERSONAL HYGIENE (ON A SCALE FROM 1 TO 10): 8, but i do shave with a rusty razor
PREFERRED VEGETABLE: corn on the cob
HAVE YOU EVER WANTED TO SAVE THE CHEERLEADER, SAVE THE WORLD? ANSWER IN COMPLETE SENTENCES: I figure if i save the cheerleader, therefore saving the world, then the cheerleader will want to marry me and make babies. Plus, Hayden Penettierre is the HOTTEST cheerleader there is (she's legal now, i think).
FAVORITE MUSICIAN: frank sinatra
FAVORITE BRITNEY SPEARS SONG: toxic
FAVORITE A CAPPELLA SYLLABLE: zho
FAVORITE SONG IN THE PENNCHANTS' REPRETOIRE: Don't stop me now
NUMBER OF CURRENT SEXUAL PARTNERS: 1
NUMBER OF ATTRACTIVE CURRENT SEXUAL PARTNERS: 1
PREFERRED SEX NOISE (MAY ALSO BE YOUR FAVORITE A CAPPELLA SYLLABLE): "oooooooooh niiiiiick" (this shit isn't getting published is it?)
SCREW, MARRY, KILL - LINDSAY LOHAN, PARIS HILTON, ADAM EL SEHAMY: screw: lindsay lohan (i hear she's a lezzy) Marry: Adam el sehamy (he's such a babe!) Kill: paris hilton
STRANGEST PLACE YOU'VE EVER HOOKED UP: back of my friend's car, while she was driving
MOST EMBARESSING NIGHT AT PENN SO FAR: throwing up into my own boxers...I told this story at our initiation party
RANDOM FACT ABOUT SELF: I love to read words backwards, and can do it rather quickly
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