Happy Holidays

I have something to share about the Pennchants. As an a cappella group that holds itself to the  highest of moral standards (yes, we paid the Cornell Touchtones back for getting their car towed), the Pennchants believes that trust and inclusion are very important virtues. 

For those of you who do not remember - which I'm sure is every one - two entries ago I posted a photo of the Pennchants. Dan Silverman has been pretty down and out about not being included in that photo. In the spirit of Qwanzaa, Nick Cocca was nice enough to photoshop him into the pic. I figured that I would post the new and improved group shot:

I think we are a more attractive group in black and white.

Merry Christmas!

XOXOXOXO,

The Meiers

Meet ALEX UTAY

The fall show might be over, but we still have one more new guy that you, our millions of loyal fans, haven't met! Gather 'round, children - screw finals, let's study some Alex Utay. I mean, your mom did last night.

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MEET ALEX UTAY!

NAME (INCLUDING MIDDLE): Dr. Alexander Colin Utay Esq. III Duke of Worthingham  
 
AGE:18
 
HOMETOWN: New York City
 
PERSONALITY TYPE: MEAThead

PERSONAL HYGIENE (ON A SCALE FROM 1 TO 10): 20 (EDITOR'S NOTE --> that's a lie)

PREFERRED VEGETABLE: Butterednuts Squashed

HAVE YOU EVER WANTED TO SAVE THE CHEERLEADER, SAVE THE WORLD? ANSWER IN COMPLETE SENTENCES:   I have wanted to save a cheerleader, then be thanked many times in different positions and locations for saving the cheerleader... could you repeat the question?

FAVORITE MUSICIAN: Miley Cyrus, wait, no sorry, Hannah Montana

FAVORITE BRITNEY SPEARS SONG: Oops! I Did It Again

FAVORITE A CAPPELLA SYLLABLE: Zhomenay

FAVORITE SONG IN THE PENNCHANTS' REPERTOIRE: Jenny

NUMBER OF CURRENT SEXUAL PARTNERS: I'm saving myself for marriage

NUMBER OF ATTRACTIVE CURRENT SEXUAL PARTNERS: Abstinence is beautiful

PREFERRED SEX NOISE (MAY ALSO BE YOUR FAVORITE A CAPPELLA SYLLABLE): No means No!

STRANGEST PLACE YOU'VE EVER HOOKED UP: In a Jewish Community Center

DESCRIBE YOUR WILDEST NIGHT AT PENN SO FAR: I was beat up by Obsession

MOST EMBARESSING NIGHT AT PENN SO FAR: I was beat up by Obsession

RANDOM FACT ABOUT SELF: I'm naked writing this right now.  My number is 867 5309 ; )