Wednesday, September 24, 2008

INTRODUCING...


THE NEW P-CHANTS! They are better than you... (yeah, that means you, Fannie Mae.)

Our Newbs... from left to right...

Nick Cocca! Alex Utay! Josh Goldman! Dan Silverman!

Nick Cocca had not one, not two, not three, but FOUR pet turtles. Did you?

Alex Utay got hit on by Clay Aiken after seeing Spamalot. Did you?

Josh Goldman registered to vote not only in Pennsylvania, but at his current address. Did you?

Dan Silverman lost his virginity when he was 9. Did you?

We didn't think so.

Now that we have our new guys, we can start getting ready for our fall show. We have some pretty awesome songs picked out - just you wait. 

While you wait, please enjoy these pictures of the new and improved Pennchants, minus Doug Lotz. Don't worry, we put the fat people in back.



3 comments:

Scott Baio is Flipping You the Bird said...

oh your group is very multicultural. that's so refreshing!

Bennett said...

Mike, Mike, Mike... You missed one very important thing. The newbies picture is labeled wrong.

Correct: "From left to right: Nick Cocca, the top of Mike Yee's head [(a very important addition to the group)], Alex Utay, Josh Goldman, Dan Silverman"

Just thought I'd set the record straight.

Unknown said...

RE: multicultural

That's exactly what we want you to think. We put the minorities in front for tax purposes.