The Pennchants: 2009

Saturday, December 19, 2009

Thank you!

I know this is a bit late, but the Pennchants would like to thank everyone who came out to our Fall Show! Especially Irving and Shirley.

We really do appreciate the overwhelming support.

For those of you who missed the show, we now have the videos up on youtube! Check out Akash's obscene comments on the Pennchants Youtube channel.

Hope everyone has a great winter break!

Wednesday, November 11, 2009

Sunday, October 25, 2009

Meet... Eric Mead!

Now that we have all of our newbies, we'll begin introducing them to you one-by-one up until our Fall show (November 20th and 21st). Mark your damn calendars.

Shall we begin?

NAME (INCLUDING MIDDLE): Eric Doug-E-Fresh Mead

AGE: 19

HOMETOWN: Haverford

FAVORITE MUSICIAN: Changes on a daily basis. Today it’s the Tribe Called Quest

FAVORITE LADY GAGA SONG: Definitely Love Game.

FAVORITE A CAPPELLA SYLLABLE: Meow

HOW MUCH CAN YOU BENCHPRESS? (CAN BE MEASURED IN QUANTITY OF SMALL CHILDREN): Assuming a small child weighs 45 lbs, then I can benchpress zero small children. (If they were impaled on the bench press bar that would be murder) But I can benchpress at least 3500 M&Ms.

HOW HOT IS AMANDA SPRINGER? (ON A SCALE FROM 1 TO 10): No Comment

HOW MUCH DO YOU RESPECT AMANDA SPRINGER’S RIGHTS? (ON A SCALE FROM 1 TO 10): We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.

PREFERRED SEX NOISE (MAY ALSO BE YOUR FAVORITE A CAPPELLA SYLLABLE): me-OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

SCREW, MARRY, KILL – MEGAN FOX, AMY GUTMANN, NICK COCCA’S VOICE: Def Screw Megan, Def Marry Nick Cocca’s Voice (even if we can’t spoon it will still help me fall asleep), and that only leaves one other thing…

WEIRD BODILY ABNORMALITIES: 6’6’’ 180 lbs, red hair…enough said.

MOST EMBARESSING NIGHT AT PENN SO FAR: Real men never get embarrassed, they simply embrace each moment as unique and inspirational.

RANDOM FACT ABOUT SELF: I HATE THE TV SHOW FRIENDS.

Tuesday, September 15, 2009

Callbacks!

Hello all,

Here is the information regarding callbacks. But first, the Pennchants would like to thank all of the guys that tried out. You all did a great job.

Wednesday, Houston Hall 221; 8:30-9:30
Scott Ventre
John Harding
Greg Bonnem
Eric Mead
Jonathan Ferrari
Jordan Lowe
Matt Kaye

Thursday, Houston Hall 311; 8:30-9:30
Sam Tell
Isaac Wenger
Joseph Chan
Peps Bengson
Ezra Margolin
Jay Friedel

If there are any time conflicts, contact Bennett at meierbd@sas.upenn.edu asap and we'll try to accommodate.

Thanks again to all who tried out.

For those of you who didn't get called back, enjoy this parting gift:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gyutwC_4USA

Thursday, September 10, 2009

Back At Penn

You know the Pennchants are back at Penn when one of our members gets assaulted by three randos during NSO. As Ronald McDonald would say, I'm lovin' it.

The Pennchants are back and ready to take on some new members! But first, we will be performing at Freshman Performing Arts Night (FPAN) this Saturday (September 12th). If you are interested in trying out, come check us out. If you are interested in throwing lingerie at us while we perform, come check us out. It's a great opportunity to get a sample of all of Penn's performing arts groups, including the Pennchants. The show starts at 6:30PM at Zellerbach Theatre. If you don't know where that is, just Bing it.

After you see us perform, get excited for auditions. Here is the information: