We will be selling tickets for the show on Locust walk from 10am to 4pm from Monday, November 10th to Friday, November 14th. Tickets are $5 on the walk, $8 at the door. Or you can get them cheaper if you find a Pennchants and do him a favor... as in hold the door open for him, you perv.
Before you go rush to buy your ticket and some for your grandparents, parents, friends, boyfriends, girlfriends, and Ellen Degeneres, check out one more of the newest Pennchants. This one has perfect pitch! ...but really, he does.
MEET DAN SILVERMAN!
NAME (INCLUDING MIDDLE): Dan Shmuel Silverman
HOMETOWN: Narberth, PA PERSONALITY TYPE: Fresh. Back-talking.
PERSONAL HYGIENE (ON A SCALE FROM 1 TO 10): N/A
PREFERRED VEGETABLE: Star-fruit. Also baby corn.
FAVORITE A CAPPELLA SYLLABLE: Zhibo
FAVORITE SONG IN THE PENNCHANTS’ REPRETOIRE: Africa
NUMBER OF CURRENT SEXUAL PARTNERS: 19
NUMBER OF ATTRACTIVE CURRENT SEXUAL PARTNERS: 0
PREFERRED SEX NOISE (MAY ALSO BE YOUR FAVORITE A CAPPELLA SYLLABLE): Zhibo
SCREW, MARRY, KILL - LINDSAY LOHAN, PARIS HILTON, ADAM EL SEHAMY: Lohan, Sehamy, Hilton
STRANGEST PLACE YOU’VE EVER HOOKED UP: In a dumpster.
DESCRIBE YOUR WILDEST NIGHT AT PENN SO FAR: It would have to be hooking up in a dumpster, wouldn't it?
MOST EMBARESSING NIGHT AT PENN SO FAR: Do you even need to ask at this point?