Now that we have all of our newbies, we'll begin introducing them to you one-by-one up until our Fall show (November 20th and 21st). Mark your damn calendars.
Shall we begin?
NAME (INCLUDING MIDDLE): Eric Doug-E-Fresh Mead
FAVORITE MUSICIAN: Changes on a daily basis. Today it’s the Tribe Called Quest
FAVORITE LADY GAGA SONG: Definitely Love Game.
FAVORITE A CAPPELLA SYLLABLE: Meow
HOW MUCH CAN YOU BENCHPRESS? (CAN BE MEASURED IN QUANTITY OF SMALL CHILDREN): Assuming a small child weighs 45 lbs, then I can benchpress zero small children. (If they were impaled on the bench press bar that would be murder) But I can benchpress at least 3500 M&Ms.
HOW HOT IS AMANDA SPRINGER? (ON A SCALE FROM 1 TO 10): No Comment
HOW MUCH DO YOU RESPECT AMANDA SPRINGER’S RIGHTS? (ON A SCALE FROM 1 TO 10): We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.
PREFERRED SEX NOISE (MAY ALSO BE YOUR FAVORITE A CAPPELLA SYLLABLE): me-OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
SCREW, MARRY, KILL – MEGAN FOX, AMY GUTMANN, NICK COCCA’S VOICE: Def Screw Megan, Def Marry Nick Cocca’s Voice (even if we can’t spoon it will still help me fall asleep), and that only leaves one other thing…
WEIRD BODILY ABNORMALITIES: 6’6’’ 180 lbs, red hair…enough said.
MOST EMBARESSING NIGHT AT PENN SO FAR: Real men never get embarrassed, they simply embrace each moment as unique and inspirational.
RANDOM FACT ABOUT SELF: I HATE THE TV SHOW FRIENDS.