Meet JOSH GOLDMAN

We have a ginger! And he's not a day walker... but he is a day voter! AS IN YOU BITCHES SHOULD VOTE ON TUESDAY.

Anyway...

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MEET JOSH GOLDMANBERGJEW!

NAME (INCLUDING MIDDLE): Joshua Michael Goldman (shockingly jewish)

AGE: 18 years young

HOMETOWN: Needham(Weedham), MA

PERSONAL HYGIENE (ON A SCALE FROM 1 TO 10): I'd average like a B+/A-. I'd say that I don't clean behind my ears (I don't), but does anyone actually clean behind their ears?

HAVE YOU EVER WANTED TO SAVE THE CHEERLEADER, SAVE THE WORLD? ANSWER IN COMPLETE SENTENCES: To be honest, I've heard great things. 
A bunch of my friends watch the show, but it's kind of on at the same time as—gosh I'm embarrassed to say this—One Tree Hill.

FAVORITE MUSICIAN: The Pennchants. And Rihanna

FAVORITE BRITNEY SPEARS SONG: Toughie...pre-rehab and baby and Kfed I would say "Sometimes." Since then, don't even try to make a case for anything but "Womanizer." It's genius.

FAVORITE A CAPPELLA SYLLABLE: no-me

FAVORITE SONG IN THE PENNCHANTS’ REPRETOIRE: Jenny(8675309)

HOW BADLY YOU WANT TO BANG SARAH PALIN (ON A SCALE FROM 1 TO 10): She's alright. Her face creeps me out.

HOW BADLY YOU WANT TO BANG SARAH PALIN IN THE HEAD WITH A SHOVEL (ON A SCALE FROM 1 TO 10): The number of digits in pi, or e.

NUMBER OF CURRENT SEXUAL PARTNERS: 4

NUMBER OF ATTRACTIVE CURRENT SEXUAL PARTNERS: This question's unfair and hurts.

PREFERRED SEX NOISE (MAY ALSO BE YOUR FAVORITE A CAPPELLA SYLLABLE): I hope nobody says no-me during sex. Baa would be a really bad one too.

SCREW, MARRY, KILL - LINDSAY LOHAN, PARIS HILTON, ADAM EL SEHAMY: Sorry, Chloe, but I can't stand Paris Hilton.

MOST EMBARESSING NIGHT AT PENN SO FAR: I passed out ass-naked in front of my roommate before I formally met him.

RANDOM FACT ABOUT SELF: I can't whistle, and I only recently learned how to blow bubbles with gum.